when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
This is a rare meteorological phenomenon called a skypunch. When people see these, they think it’s the end of the world. Ice crystals form above the high-altitude cirro-cumulo-stratus clouds, then fall downward, punching a hole in the cloud cover.
the earth is so fucking metal i swear
If I was brave.. I would possibly get this tattooed on me.
O M G WHAT
Finally, I see this on my dash again. Thank you. Obsessed.
ich liebe dich
can I just marry this post and be done with it. my god. perfection.
and there was me, thinking perfection couldn’t be put into words..
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
I can never stop laughing at this
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
HOW THE FUCK DID THE SHELTER EVEN GET A FUCKING WOLF CUB LIKE HOW SWAY?!
that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it